July 26th, 2024

Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing (1996)

Captain Beefheart's "10 Commandments of Guitar Playing" combines unconventional advice, emphasizing listening to nature, instinctual playing, and the spiritual connection with instruments, reflecting his unique philosophy on music.

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Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing (1996)

Captain Beefheart's "10 Commandments of Guitar Playing" offers unconventional advice for musicians. The first commandment emphasizes listening to birds, suggesting that their sounds are foundational to music. He encourages viewing the guitar as a divining rod or fishing rod, used to connect with spirits. Practicing in front of a bush under the moonlight is recommended, with the idea that if the bush doesn't shake, one should continue eating multi-grain bread. He advises musicians to embrace the "devil box" of electric guitars, acknowledging the spiritual implications of different instruments.

Beefheart warns against overthinking while playing, advocating for a raw, instinctual approach. He humorously suggests never pointing a guitar at anyone due to its power and to always carry a "church key" as a metaphorical tool for creativity. He believes that sweat on the instrument is essential for authentic music and recommends keeping the guitar in a dark place when not in use, even placing a saucer of water with it. Lastly, he likens wearing a hat to maintaining pressure in a creative environment, essential for growth. These commandments reflect Beefheart's unique philosophy on music, blending mysticism, humor, and practical advice, showcasing his eccentric yet profound approach to guitar playing.

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By @localghost3000 - 9 months
You know, I have tried on numerous occasions to get into Beefheart and it never lands. Fans of his stuff describe it as some higher level of musicianship and sophistication but it just sounds to me like a band that can't play and is just kind of owning that.

I watched a Beefheart documentary once where a fan said something to the effect of "It sounds like noise but if you listen closely, each band member is playing a totally different time signature and key". I mean yeah. That's pretty much what it sounds like lol.

By @Simon_ORourke - 9 months
There's a story my uncle told me about meeting Beefheart after some gig in Phoenix in the early 70's, where he literally bumped into him outside the stage door after the show. My uncle, basically awestruck, offered Beefheart a smoke, which the great man heartily accepted and promptly ate.

One of nature's great prototypes...

By @AndrewKemendo - 9 months
Thank you for posting this. My son is a prodigy guitarist and I’m sending it to him.

CBAHMB is overlooked in the history of rock unfortunately - like most great artists - but Safe as Milk is breathtaking

By @vajrabum - 9 months
I love this sort of stuff. Here's some advice that the famous jazz pianist and composer Thelonius Monk gave his musicians as written down by the Saxophonist Steve Lacy in 1960. It's not quite as off the wall as Captain Beefhart. Still great stuff and also idiosyncratic. "They tried to get me to hate white people, but someone would always come along & spoil it." might be the best line for non-musicians: https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/thelonious-monk-25-handwritten-...

And some lists of advice for songwriters from a couple of songwriters: https://indiemusicfeedback.com/words-of-advice-for-musicians...

By @danieldk - 9 months
I am confused, Captain Beefheart didn't even play guitar, did he?
By @chrisdhoover - 9 months
Shiny Beast is a great album
By @zzzbra - 9 months
Did not expect to see wfmu.org's Beware of the Blog on the front-page of Hacker News but here we are.
By @imp0cat - 9 months
Some are great: When you're not playing your guitar, cover it and keep it in a dark place. If you don't play your guitar for more than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it.

Some are weird: Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument

By @bartread - 9 months
Well now that site is a crock of gold from the Old Web, isn’t it? Just the kind of thing I enjoy exploring in my idle minutes, and far better for my state of mind than doomscrolling Reddit, Facebook, instagram, TikTok, and the rest.

Thank you for sharing!

By @itqwertz - 9 months
Captain Beefheart music is the type of music you’re _supposed_ to like , but really doesn’t live up to its reputation.

Zappa music, otoh, reveals the genius behind it once you pay attention. Then again, half of his catalog is just self-indulgent wankery he himself admitted he funded through the juvenile songs.

Listen to “Inca Roads” or the whole “Zappa in NY” album and you’ll see Zappa’s greatness.